Comforting a Pregnant Woman, Geek Style

[penmillion]

(from ~second trimester - helps if you've seen Cronenberg's 1986 remake of The Fly)

Me: "You know, with all the physical changes I've been going through lately, I'm starting to feel like 'The Fly.'"
Crash: "Well, you are!"
Me: "What?! I am not the Fly!" Imagines Jeff Goldblum picking off pieces of his ear, vomiting on donuts, etc.
Crash: "Sure you are! blah blah carrying x percent foreign DNA, blah, blah, etc."
Me: "At least it's human DNA."

Comments

[penmillion.livejournal.com]

Yes, I should have said "at least it's human DNA on my side."

[bridgetminerva.livejournal.com]

....now I really am sorry I am drinking soda while reading....